i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?”
whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway
THIIIS
i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?”
whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway
THIIIS
what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun
are you satan
Lmao
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true friendship is hating on everything together
Hahahahaha
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You’ll get there, I promise<3
Try again and again and again
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“I’m in a pub with a shit haircut.”
Darlin, I don’t know how to tell you this. That’s not a shit haircut.
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